Tesla Short Sellers Filed a Fake NHTSA Petition Under My Name

UPDATE: NHTSA has concluded their investigation and determined that the short seller’s motor vehicle defect petition had no merit. When news broke three days ago that NHTSA was investigating a motor vehicle defect petition submitted against Tesla for “sudden unintended acceleration”, I knew immediately that it was a frivolous complaint submitted by Tesla short-sellers. The […]

Mark Spiegel Covers Half of Short Position Again After 2020 Ass-Kicking

Devoted Whole Mars readers may remember our story from just last week revealing that noted Tesla short-seller Mark Spiegel had covered half of his Tesla short position. After devastating losses in December, Mark reduced his Tesla short from 20% to 10% of his portfolio. We received many comments from readers who were scratching their heads […]

Bloomberg: Tesla Shorts in “Winter of Despair”

Esha Dey brings us this great headline from Bloomberg: Investors betting against Tesla Inc. are facing the “worst of times” with the electric-vehicle maker’s stock price on a tear over the past seven months. Tesla shares gained 0.4% to close at a record on Friday, rising more than 120% from a low of $178.97 on June 3. Bloomberg Ouch. […]

A Postcard from Adam Jonas

Morgan Stanley analyst Adam Jonas sent this letter to clients while in Madrid this week: A Letter from Madrid Last night, I was walking briskly through the streets of Madrid’s Barrio de Salamanca to meet my father in law (Juan Luis) at a local bar to watch El Clasico (scoreless, but entertaining match… a moral […]

Tesla Short Seller Aaron Greenspan Starts Rumor That Elon Musk Has Cancer

As losses mount for Turing Feynman LLC, the investment arm of Tesla short-seller Aaron Greenspan’s fraudulent charity, Greenspan’s desperation has soared to new heights. The short seller, who claims he invented Facebook, is now attempting to start a rumor that Elon Musk has cancer in an attempt to influence Tesla’s soaring stock price. These illegal […]

Jim Cramer: Why I Became a Tesla True Believer

Cramer has a new article out on his website The Street explaining why he’s become a Tesla bull. Here are some choice quotes: No one, though, is more charismatic than Elon Musk. No one. He’s about, as they say in law school and nowhere else, about as sui generis as you can get. He’s a […]

Unsworth Attorney Lin Wood Farts Publicly; $TSLAQ Shits Pants

Vernon Unsworth’s Attorney Lin Wood delivered a pretty amazing statement yesterday: Yes, that’s right. Lin Wood, who offered to represent Unsworth for free, has given up and admitted defeat. Bravo to Lin for doing the respectable and gracious thing. Tesla short-sellers were counting on Wood to destroy Tesla once and for all. This was supposed […]