Bloomberg: Tesla Shorts in “Winter of Despair”

Esha Dey brings us this great headline from Bloomberg: Investors betting against Tesla Inc. are facing the “worst of times” with the electric-vehicle maker’s stock price on a tear over the past seven months. Tesla shares gained 0.4% to close at a record on Friday, rising more than 120% from a low of $178.97 on June 3. Bloomberg Ouch. […]

A Postcard from Adam Jonas

Morgan Stanley analyst Adam Jonas sent this letter to clients while in Madrid this week: A Letter from Madrid Last night, I was walking briskly through the streets of Madrid’s Barrio de Salamanca to meet my father in law (Juan Luis) at a local bar to watch El Clasico (scoreless, but entertaining match… a moral […]

Tesla Short Seller Aaron Greenspan Starts Rumor That Elon Musk Has Cancer

As losses mount for Turing Feynman LLC, the investment arm of Tesla short-seller Aaron Greenspan’s fraudulent charity, Greenspan’s desperation has soared to new heights. The short seller, who claims he invented Facebook, is now attempting to start a rumor that Elon Musk has cancer in an attempt to influence Tesla’s soaring stock price. These illegal […]

Jim Cramer: Why I Became a Tesla True Believer

Cramer has a new article out on his website The Street explaining why he’s become a Tesla bull. Here are some choice quotes: No one, though, is more charismatic than Elon Musk. No one. He’s about, as they say in law school and nowhere else, about as sui generis as you can get. He’s a […]

Unsworth Attorney Lin Wood Farts Publicly; $TSLAQ Shits Pants

Vernon Unsworth’s Attorney Lin Wood delivered a pretty amazing statement yesterday: Yes, that’s right. Lin Wood, who offered to represent Unsworth for free, has given up and admitted defeat. Bravo to Lin for doing the respectable and gracious thing. Tesla short-sellers were counting on Wood to destroy Tesla once and for all. This was supposed […]

BREAKING: Chinese Model 3 Recommended for State Subsidies

UPDATE: This is unconfirmed, but some are saying that not only does this mean the cars will receive subsidies, but that they are approved for sale as well: This official EV incentive recommendation from government does not only mean the subsidies but it is also a permit to sell and deliver China-made Model 3 to […]