Whole Mars Mobile Optimization

We noticed a lot of visitors to this site come here on their phones, so we’ve updated the mobile design to show more content above the fold. Let us know what you think and how it works on your phone. Is it better or worse?

Aaron Greenspan’s “Charity” PlainSite Found to Have Violated Twitter Rules Once Again

On Wednesday evening, Twitter concluded an investigation into Aaron Greenspan’s charity PlainSite’s Twitter account. The investigation found that Aaron Greenspan’s charity once again violated the Twitter rules with his campaign of criminal harassment funded by tax-deductible donations from short sellers. Previously, Aaron Greenspan and his charity had been permanently suspended from Twitter at least twice […]

Aaron Greenspan Wearing a Purple Shirt

Aaron Jacob Greenspan fought for his life to make sure you would never see this photo. Why? Because he doesn’t want people to see how stupid he looks. Share this blog post far and wide so the world may gaze upon the purple shirt of this wretched, evil, balding man. Pray with us every night […]

Snowfall over Gigafactory Berlin

Last year, Gigafactory Shanghai ignited Tesla’s growth and allowed them to capitalize on the fast growing Chinese EV market in a way that just wasn’t possible before. Now, we’re about to see the same thing happen in Berlin with the construction of Tesla’s new European factory moving insanely quickly. But Berlin is an even bigger […]

Aaron Greenspan Sends Dozenth DMCA Takedown Notice, This Time to Hide Evidence of Criminal Activity at Harvard

Did you like our story about how Aaron Greenspan tried to steal Harvard students’ school usernames and passwords and almost got expelled for doing so? Well, Aaron Greenspan didn’t. We’ve covered this issue before, in an article titled “Aaron Greenspan Tries to Remove Book Review: How Evil People Abuse the DMCA to Silence Critics“. The […]